Reasons You Hate Mulligan
I hate Mulligan because of his antinomian views.
Why do you hate Mulligan?
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I hate mulligan because he made me waste my first “I hate mulligan” idea already
I hate mulligan because he stuck a damn metal pole in my front lawn.
I hate mulligan because he doesn’t get the joke.
I hate mulligan because he put smoke bombs into his friend’s homes
I hate mulligan because one time he used a glory hole
I hate mulligan because he found a wrong way to eat a reese’s
I hate Mulligan because he killed the cat, and then blamed it on curiousity.
I hate mulligan because he invented the traffic circle
I hate Mulligan because after he invented the traffic circle, he decided to call it a rotary in some places and a roundabout in other.
I hate Mulligan because he can’t color within the lines
I hate mulligan because he’s unlikely to understand my reference to Yugoslavian communists
I hate mulligan because he just really understood French fuedalism in its Norman context.
I hate mulligan because the only thing he gave me from his trip to Thailand is smallpox
I hate mulligan because he invented maniac mondays!
I hate mulligan because he would only rape a retard in a bowling alley with a plumber’s crank with me if he got to go first.
I hate Mulligan because he claims ‘War & Peace’ is his favourite novel even though he’s never read it.
I hate mulligan because he believes in the essential goodness of mankind
I hate mulligan because he always uses the Chewbecca Defense when confronted with his crimes.
I hate mulligan because his top 5 comic writers list somehow includes whedon and bendis, but not ellis.
I hate mulligan because he fucked up my computer and internet connection.
I hate mulligan because, with modern technology, we really could remove those boils if he just asked
I hate mulligan because he doesn’t know how to just say no.
I hate mulligan because he defines marriage as a union between a man and a flesh-light
I hate mulligan because he voted to allow the county of Fairfax to contract a debt to build parks.
I hate mulligan because he apparently has something against the environment
I hate mulligan because he loves the beach boys
I hate mulligan because he deliberately pinches off his turds when they’re half way out of his ass, leaving the rest to fester in his bottom.
I hate mulligan because he wrote an autobiographical novel about someelse
I hate mulligan because he eats fried orange rinds
I hate mulligan because he sniffs my white out.
I hate mulligan because he thinks Dragonforce is a legitimate musical group
I hate mulligan because he thinks that Man O’ War is a legitimate musical group
I hate mulligan because he stomps on my petunias.
I hate mulligan because no one seems to want to spread the hate anymore.
I hate mulligan because he looks like the lead singer of the 70s dutch rock group Focus
I hate mulligan because he drinks lots of water to keep his urine colorless.
I hate mulligan because one is the loneliest number
I hate mulligan because I was never taught to love.
I hate mulligan because he plays virtual beer pong
I guess I only really hate mulligan because everyone else does
I hate mulligan because he wants to buy a pack of world of warcraft cards
I hate mulligan because of peer pressure.
I hate mulligan because of what he’s going to do in twenty minutes
I hate mulligan because the laws of thermodynamics require it
I hate mulligan because he refuses to accept the papal monarchy
I hate mulligan because he acutally believes communist China is reforming.
I hate mulligan because he is an outliner in my sample.
I hate mulligan because he fails to understand that all men are responsible for their own actions and the resulting repercussions in a world where there is absolute freedom.
I hate mulligan because, honestly, he should have called me back sooner
I hate mulligan because he puts off his Christmas shopping till easter
I hate mulligan because there are 50 other reasons to hate him
I hate Mulligan because he keeps slipping out of character.
I hate mulligan because he can never, ever leave well enough alone
I hate mulligan because he can’t be trusted even to win money.
I hate mulligan because he just can’t get over the fact that he witnessed his parents gunned down in a dark alley.
I hate mulligan because he said that horrible thing about his mom
I hate mulligan because he made the sad clown laugh
he is part of the Islamic-modern liberalism tradition
I hate mulligan because he never understood the meaning of sign on the cage that read “do not feed the animals” and feed the monkey a candy bar anyway
I hate mulligan because he suffered from identity theft in a way that wasn’t as funny as those commercials make it seem.
I hate mulligan because he was highly unlikely to support a presidental candiate who liked ‘puppies’
I hate Mulligan because he didn’t let the Wookie win.
I hate mulligan because he probably missed the star wars reference on Lost last night
I hate mulligan because he has no love for “lego star wars”
I hate Mulligan because he thinks his blood is enriched with midochlorians, but it’s actually HIV.
I hate mulligan because he refuses to kneel before his betters
I hate mulligan because it’s not his trick… It’s his illusion!
I hate mulligan because he doesn’t understand the difference between vegetarian veggie burgers and vegan veggie burgers
I hate mulligan because he likes to go pew-pew-pew during sex
I hate Mulligan because he makes a “W” with his fingers to show that he’s from the West side of the Warsaw ghetto.
I hate mulligan because he did not circle the right item on the inventory sheet
I hate mulligan because he puts a 2 into all of his Basic programs
I hate mulligan because he refuses to shop at ‘dollar general’ despite the great deals. 1 dollar for a two litter coke!!!
I hate mulligan because he thinks a guitar pick-up is a method of singing your way into a girl’s pants.
I hate mulligan because he knows that it’s not easy being brown
I hate mulligan because there are seventy-five other reasons to hate him
I hate Mulligan because he uses arbitrary math to find patterns of numbers in his life, and then thinks it means something.
I hate mulligan because he thinks Frank Miller is a good writer
I hate mulligan because he bought a copy of captain america #25 for 100 dollars on e-bay
I hate Mulligan because his small group of warriors wouldn’t let me through that damn mountain pass.
I hate mulligan because he refuses to buy the entire jabba the hutt throne room set; he’s just buying jabba, himself, and that annoying creature thing.
I hate mulligan because there are only three people that seem to hate him
I hate mulligan because it’s the cool thing to do
I hate mulligan because people sometimes just explode
I hate mulligan because he didn’t give me that cover blurb i wanted
I hate mulligan because he made so Apple Jacks don’t taste like apples.
I hate mulligan because he thinks keeping half his frets one turn out of tune is the cool thing to do
I hate Mulligan because I’m just in a hating mood at the moment.
I hate mulligan because his head is egg-shaped
I hate mulligan because of his natty threads
I hate mulligan because he refuses to do my data entry for me
I hate mulligan because he thinks crossing the streams means using youtube and google video at the same time
I hate mulligan because he thinks, first and foremost, that a candidate must look ‘presidential’ to be in the running
I hate Mulligan because he wants to double Guatanamo.
I hate mulligan because he makes more money than me and all of my friends combined
I hate mulligan because he wears plaid shorts
I hate mulligan because he grows facial hair faster than a chia-pet
I hate mulligan because he has the memory of a goldfish.
I hate mulligan because he has ingrown nose hairs
I hate mulligan because he invented crawfish dipped in chocolate and called it Chocraw!
I hate mulligan because there are 100 other reasons to hate mulligan.
I hate mulligan because he keeps digging up Milli Vanilli unreleased rare recordings and calling them underground.
i hate mulligan because james patterson is his favorite author
I hate mulligan because he can’t see the forest for the trees.
I hate mulligan because he knows fear!
I hate mulligan because he tried to eat fridge magnets
I hate mulligan because he loves fried green tomatoes
I hate mulligan because he pirates the software that he writes himself.
I hate mulligan because he is a turd poker
I hate mulligan because he thinks he’s the God damn Batman!
I hate mulligan because he wears heated gloves so M&Ms melt in his hands
I hate mulligan because *SPOILER WARNING* he’s likes his e’s before his i’s
I hate mulligan because he makes me watch the same crappy movies both ways on the plane.
I hate mulligan because he puts horrible pop-rap on the end of all his albums as secret tracts.
I hate mulligan because his idea of “tough love” involves whips
I hate mulligan because he believes that the plane crashed because it was piloted by skeletons.
i hate mulligan because he failed to keep aggro
I hate mulligan because a website keeps reminding me of the anniversary of the time he violently leapt out of his mother’s womb.
I hate mulligan because he eats oatmeal made out of senior citizens and prepared by a robot.
I hate mulligan because he just admitted he knows what the “balls of a thousand horses” smells like.
I hate mulligan because he once reached for an Altoid. And missed.
i hate mulligan because clearly he doesn’t know how to keep a date
I hate mulligan because he organizes the porn on his computer by race. I’m pretty sure I saw albino.
I hate mulligan because he cheated at golf to get the high score.
i hate mulligan because there are 124 other reasons to hate him.
I hate mulligan because every once in a while he proves just how much plaid one man can wear.
I hate mulligan becasue I have written pages upon pages to rid him from my bones.
I hate mulligan because he kept me from voicing my hate all along
I hate mulligan because he douses his steak in ketchup
i hate mulligan because he loves ea eating up bioware
I hate Mulligan because I just upgraded to Mulligan 4.7.2 a week ago and now he’s forcing me to upgrade to Mulligan 4.7.3
i hate mulligan because he tricked me into painting the fence for him
I hate mulligan because he tried to steal a car but couldn’t drive stick.
I hate mulligan because he repeats the same word, “indeed”, over and over again.
I hate mulligan because he collects possum skulls
I hate mulligan because he doesn’t understand that they’re fictional characters
I hate mulligan because he told his fans that they could pick their price when they downloaded his album, but then used their credit card numbers to subscribe to porn pay sites.
I hate mulligan because he went with what was in the box
I hate mulligan because he loves ganz products
I hate mulligan because he continues to use the phrase “fart-knocker”
I hate mulligan because he didn’t have to go through what I went through
I hate mulligan because he keeps writing reviews about star wars novels
I hate mulligan because he doesn’t like my reviews of star wars novels
I hate mulligan because all work and no play makes jack a dull boy
I hate mulligan because he always wants to “camp it up”
I hate mulligan because he wrote a Masters dissertation on Bruckheimerian explosives theory.
I hate mulligan because he never buys me the right present, even though i “secretly” leave a list right on the damn kitchen table
I find mulligan most disagreeable as he refuses to abide by strict Duke of Queensburry rules.
I hate mulligan because he touched my daemon
I hate mulligan because I get to hate him for the 150th time.
I hate Mulligan because there are 150 reasons to hate him!
I hate mulligan because sex farm for sex hooker
I hate mulligan because i’d hate to disagree
I hate mulligan because I hate mulligan because I hate mulligan because I hate mulligan…
I hate mulligan because he likes waiting in lines
I hate mulligan because he didn’t major in math, he majored in MIRACLES.
I hate mulligan because his 5 Alarm Chili included 3 alarms worth of Strychnine.
I hate mulligan because he knows that we hate him and he’s done nothing about it.
I hate mulligan because apparently Tito forgot the password to his original account
I hate mulligan because clearly he doesn’t get the joke
I hate mulligan because he greenlit a film version of “Bop It.”
I hate mulligan because he loves bringing food and drink in the computer lab despie the fact that the say clearly says “no food or drink in the computer lab”
I hate mulligan because he made a salad bowl out of bacon
I hate mulligan because he has an ass-backwards way of organizing books
I hate mulligan because he built a better mousetrap
I hate mulligan because he’s new and i just don’t like new people
I hate mulligan because God Damn It Texas and Ohio, what the fuck?
I hate mulligan because my predictions were wrong
I hate mulligan because he subsists entirely on a diet of potatoes and fish oil tablets.
I hate mulligan because he caused me to cut my finger
I hate mulligan because after he gave me ten pages worth of corrections to a four page article.
I hate mulligan because his goal is to make my last two weeks miserable.
I hate mulligan because he totally told Jess Darby that Ricky Swanson didn’t want to take her to the Sock Hop.
I hate mulligan because it gives me something to do on Tuesday nights.
I hate mulligan because there are 175 reasons to hate him
I hate mulligan because he frightened the semen out of my body.
I hate mulligan because i just can’t get started on my research and it is all his fault
I hate mulligan because he thinks research means to look a second time.
I hate mulligan because he made me play fire emblem all morning instead of working
I hate mulligan because he has a deep love for fishwives.
I mulligan because he california rolled through a school crosswalk… and over a crossing guard.
I hate mulligan because he screams “Siobhan!” and I don’t know what that means.
I hate mulligan because he love america’s next top model so much
I hate mulligan because he pre-tapes a call in show.
I hate mulligan because his measurements are 36-34-36.
I hate mulligan because the above post would’ve worked better if I had typed in the right middle number.
I hate mulligan because he clearly doesn’t know the difference between “the clique” and “gossip girls”
I hate mulligan because he though it was free
I hate mulligan because freedom isn’t free
I hate mulligan because he’s holding a thermal detonator.
I hate mulligan because he answers the phone every time she calls him
I hate mulligan because it takes a truck to take what he’s taken, and I gotta squint to see what he gave.
I hate mulligan because jon stewart is a terrible interviewer
I hate mulligan because it takes a shovel to hear what he’s talking.
I hate mulligan because he’s a working class white male
I hate mulligan because I have to squint to see what he gave
I hate mulligan because it’s not my birthday
I hate mulligan because he sure burns good but he don’t mean a thing to me.
I hate mulligan because video games made me do it.
I hate mulligan because there are now 200 reasons to hate him
I hate mulligan because he wants more life fucker!
I hate mulligan because it is a slow slow Friday. And somehow that’s his fault.
I hate mulligan because this health work is some tedious fucking shit
I hate mulligan because he can’t find his luck dragon.
I hate mulligan because he tried to cross the streams
I hate mulligan because the cat’s drunk
I hate mulligan because as soon as I started hating him, everyone else stopped.
I hate mulligan because he likes karl rove’s belief in clinton’s chances…
I hate mulligan because he prefers Jakob Dylan.
I hate mulligan because he bought the Beverley Hills 90210 DVD box set the day it came out
I hate mulligan because he led a pack (swarm? herd? gaggle?) of monkeys swinging from vines into a moving jeep to fight communists.
I hate mulligan because he escaped a nuke in a lead-lined fridge…
I hate mulligan because he ate all the crisco
I hate mulligan because I never can hold Asia for a whole turn.
I hate mulligan because he stinks like a dead hog down wind from a paper mill during a heat wave
I hate mulligan because i wonder if the above really is true
I hate mulligan because he TiVo’s “Moment of Truth.”
I hate mulligan because he has a tattoo of Toni Morrison’s face on his lower back
I hate mulligan because he’s managed to elude our hate for a solid month.
I hate mulligan because he can’t fast-forward today into tonight.
I hate mulligan because he can fast-forward today into tonight, but chooses not to
I hate mulligan because I’m the only one that really hates him
I hate mulligan because in the end, it is the only thing that really matters
I hate mulligan because all he puts on his Twitter is posts about cat poop
I hate mulligan because it helps me to get to sleep at night.
I hate mulligan because there are 225 other reasons to hate him.
I hate mulligan because he’s a member of the Sisterhood of Traveling Pantsuits, and thinks that the name is really clever
I hate Mulligan because he didn’t get it … from me.
I hate mulligan because he just looks like a kid out there
I hate mulligan because he keeps referring to it as the “Large Hard-on Collider” and giggling incessantly.
I hate mulligan because he made the new site design way too cramped.
I hate mulligan because it looks like I’m going to have to change the site design again.
I hate mulligan because he winks at old ladies
I hate mulligan because he loves cat drool
I hate mulligan because he knows the world’s address
I hate mulligan because he will leave his tracks untraceable.
I hate mulligan because he made fun of boat drinks
I hate mulligan because he won’t acknowledge his Marxism.
I hate mulligan because he eats peanut butter and pistachio sandwiches
i hate mulligan because he never does the things he says he will.
I hate mulligan because he hangs out at the sperm bank offering a cheaper alternative.
I hate mulligan because he just he tanks when he should be dpsing.
I hate mulligan because he thinks toasting his bread is too decadent
I hate mulligan because he makes my cat smell worse
I hate mulligan because Sex Farm for Sex Hooker still pulls in hits
I hate mulligan because that’s just cold, dude
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i hate mulligan because psycholarry is just too damn clever
I hate mulligan because he doesn’t understand game theory like I do
I hate mulligan because he won’t stop violating directive 4.
I hate mulligan because he hasn’t spoken up about free speech or the dark knight yet.
I hate mulligan because he never speaks up about anything.
I hate mulligan because he only knows things in the Biblical sense
I hate mulligan because, even with a new president hopefully ushering in a new era, there are still so many reasons left to hate him.
I hate Mulligan because he fell asleep during the Super Bowl
I hate mulligan because he forgot to watch BSG
I hate mulligan because he loves hirsute porn
I hate mulligan because he has too many dicks.
I hate mulligan because he always just builds up in Australia.
I hate mulligan because what the fuck else is there to do?
I hate mulligan because he got grape juice stains all over my dog
I hate mulligan because he yells ‘Yes We Can’ while on the toilet.
I hate mulligan because he only types with his thumbs.
I hate mulligan because he eats Iams healthy coat mix
I hate mulligan because he fucked up my sleep schedule
I hate mulligan because this feature has died.
I hate mulligan because he’s trying to slowly kill me by helping me develop drinking games
I hate mulligan because he just don’t know what’s wrong with peace, love and understanding
I hate mulligan because he killed this blog – singlehandedly