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Reasons You Hate Mulligan

I hate Mulligan because of his antinomian views.

Why do you hate Mulligan?

269 Responses to Reasons You Hate Mulligan

  1. psycholarry October 12, 2006 at 12:04 am

    I hate mulligan because he made me waste my first “I hate mulligan” idea already

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  2. Joe October 12, 2006 at 1:15 am

    I hate mulligan because he stuck a damn metal pole in my front lawn.

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  3. Smith Michaels October 12, 2006 at 8:50 am

    I hate mulligan because he doesn’t get the joke.

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  4. psycholarry October 12, 2006 at 5:57 pm

    I hate mulligan because he put smoke bombs into his friend’s homes

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  5. Smith Michaels October 12, 2006 at 6:22 pm

    I hate mulligan because one time he used a glory hole

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  6. psycholarry October 14, 2006 at 3:40 pm

    I hate mulligan because he found a wrong way to eat a reese’s

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  7. titocf October 14, 2006 at 9:37 pm

    I hate Mulligan because he killed the cat, and then blamed it on curiousity.

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  8. Smith Michaels October 15, 2006 at 12:23 am

    I hate mulligan because he invented the traffic circle

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  9. titocf October 16, 2006 at 6:09 pm

    I hate Mulligan because after he invented the traffic circle, he decided to call it a rotary in some places and a roundabout in other.

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  10. Smith Michaels October 18, 2006 at 7:44 pm

    I hate Mulligan because he can’t color within the lines

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  11. psycholarry October 23, 2006 at 3:29 pm

    I hate mulligan because he’s unlikely to understand my reference to Yugoslavian communists

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  12. Smith Michaels October 24, 2006 at 7:34 am

    I hate mulligan because he just really understood French fuedalism in its Norman context.

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  13. psycholarry October 24, 2006 at 11:33 pm

    I hate mulligan because the only thing he gave me from his trip to Thailand is smallpox

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  14. Smith Michaels October 25, 2006 at 9:10 am

    I hate mulligan because he invented maniac mondays!

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  15. samtaffy October 26, 2006 at 1:24 pm

    I hate mulligan because he would only rape a retard in a bowling alley with a plumber’s crank with me if he got to go first.

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  16. Smith Michaels October 26, 2006 at 6:45 pm

    I hate Mulligan because he claims ‘War & Peace’ is his favourite novel even though he’s never read it.

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  17. psycholarry October 27, 2006 at 9:08 pm

    I hate mulligan because he believes in the essential goodness of mankind

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  18. Smith Michaels October 31, 2006 at 10:59 am

    I hate mulligan because he always uses the Chewbecca Defense when confronted with his crimes.

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  19. psycholarry October 31, 2006 at 7:01 pm

    I hate mulligan because his top 5 comic writers list somehow includes whedon and bendis, but not ellis.

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  20. Smith Michaels November 1, 2006 at 9:27 pm

    I hate mulligan because he fucked up my computer and internet connection.

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  21. psycholarry November 5, 2006 at 1:58 pm

    I hate mulligan because, with modern technology, we really could remove those boils if he just asked

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  22. Smith Michaels November 5, 2006 at 3:37 pm

    I hate mulligan because he doesn’t know how to just say no.

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  23. psycholarry November 8, 2006 at 12:55 am

    I hate mulligan because he defines marriage as a union between a man and a flesh-light

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  24. Smith Michaels November 8, 2006 at 9:31 pm

    I hate mulligan because he voted to allow the county of Fairfax to contract a debt to build parks.

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  25. psycholarry November 10, 2006 at 12:27 am

    I hate mulligan because he apparently has something against the environment

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  26. Smith Michaels November 10, 2006 at 10:07 am

    I hate mulligan because he loves the beach boys

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  27. SamTaffy November 12, 2006 at 8:46 pm

    I hate mulligan because he deliberately pinches off his turds when they’re half way out of his ass, leaving the rest to fester in his bottom.

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  28. Smith Michaels November 13, 2006 at 1:51 am

    I hate mulligan because he wrote an autobiographical novel about someelse

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  29. psycholarry November 14, 2006 at 1:00 am

    I hate mulligan because he eats fried orange rinds

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  30. Rusty Shackleford November 14, 2006 at 1:31 am

    I hate mulligan because he sniffs my white out.

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  31. psycholarry November 17, 2006 at 4:18 am

    I hate mulligan because he thinks Dragonforce is a legitimate musical group

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  32. Smith Michaels November 17, 2006 at 7:27 pm

    I hate mulligan because he thinks that Man O’ War is a legitimate musical group

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  33. Rusty Shackleford November 18, 2006 at 12:45 am

    I hate mulligan because he stomps on my petunias.

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  34. Rusty Shackleford November 25, 2006 at 4:55 pm

    I hate mulligan because no one seems to want to spread the hate anymore.

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  35. psycholarry November 30, 2006 at 6:30 pm

    I hate mulligan because he looks like the lead singer of the 70s dutch rock group Focus

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  36. Rusty Shackleford December 2, 2006 at 10:16 pm

    I hate mulligan because he drinks lots of water to keep his urine colorless.

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  37. Smith Michaels December 3, 2006 at 3:57 pm

    I hate mulligan because one is the loneliest number

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  38. titocf December 4, 2006 at 1:04 am

    I hate mulligan because I was never taught to love.

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  39. Smith Michaels December 4, 2006 at 4:06 pm

    I hate mulligan because he plays virtual beer pong

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  40. psycholarry December 6, 2006 at 12:36 am

    I guess I only really hate mulligan because everyone else does

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  41. Smith Michaels December 7, 2006 at 9:25 pm

    I hate mulligan because he wants to buy a pack of world of warcraft cards

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  42. Rusty Shackleford December 9, 2006 at 2:51 pm

    I hate mulligan because of peer pressure.

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  43. Smith Michaels December 9, 2006 at 3:21 pm

    I hate mulligan because of what he’s going to do in twenty minutes

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  44. psycholarry December 10, 2006 at 6:46 pm

    I hate mulligan because the laws of thermodynamics require it

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  45. Smith Michaels December 11, 2006 at 1:13 pm

    I hate mulligan because he refuses to accept the papal monarchy

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  46. Rusty Shackleford December 14, 2006 at 3:56 am

    I hate mulligan because he acutally believes communist China is reforming.

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  47. Smith Michaels December 14, 2006 at 10:24 am

    I hate mulligan because he is an outliner in my sample.

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  48. psycholarry December 14, 2006 at 8:28 pm

    I hate mulligan because he fails to understand that all men are responsible for their own actions and the resulting repercussions in a world where there is absolute freedom.

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  49. Smith Michaels December 14, 2006 at 9:54 pm

    I hate mulligan because, honestly, he should have called me back sooner

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  50. psycholarry December 22, 2006 at 7:59 pm

    I hate mulligan because he puts off his Christmas shopping till easter

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  51. Smith Michaels December 23, 2006 at 3:45 pm

    I hate mulligan because there are 50 other reasons to hate him

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  52. titocf December 29, 2006 at 10:57 am

    I hate Mulligan because he keeps slipping out of character.

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  53. Smith Michaels December 29, 2006 at 6:54 pm

    I hate mulligan because he can never, ever leave well enough alone

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  54. psycholarry January 5, 2007 at 3:41 pm

    I hate mulligan because he can’t be trusted even to win money.

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  55. titocf January 20, 2007 at 1:34 pm

    I hate mulligan because he just can’t get over the fact that he witnessed his parents gunned down in a dark alley.

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  56. Smith Michaels January 20, 2007 at 11:01 pm

    I hate mulligan because he said that horrible thing about his mom

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  57. psycholarry January 25, 2007 at 7:00 pm

    I hate mulligan because he made the sad clown laugh

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  58. psycholarry January 27, 2007 at 2:58 pm

    he is part of the Islamic-modern liberalism tradition

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  59. Smith Michaels January 28, 2007 at 1:02 pm

    I hate mulligan because he never understood the meaning of sign on the cage that read “do not feed the animals” and feed the monkey a candy bar anyway

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  60. psycholarry February 5, 2007 at 12:29 pm

    I hate mulligan because he suffered from identity theft in a way that wasn’t as funny as those commercials make it seem.

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  61. Smith Michaels February 6, 2007 at 11:09 am

    I hate mulligan because he was highly unlikely to support a presidental candiate who liked ‘puppies’

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  62. titocf February 7, 2007 at 1:27 am

    I hate Mulligan because he didn’t let the Wookie win.

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  63. psycholarry February 8, 2007 at 7:31 pm

    I hate mulligan because he probably missed the star wars reference on Lost last night

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  64. Smith Michaels February 9, 2007 at 7:26 pm

    I hate mulligan because he has no love for “lego star wars”

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  65. titocf February 10, 2007 at 1:58 pm

    I hate Mulligan because he thinks his blood is enriched with midochlorians, but it’s actually HIV.

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  66. Smith Michaels February 11, 2007 at 3:00 pm

    I hate mulligan because he refuses to kneel before his betters

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  67. psycholarry February 12, 2007 at 1:49 pm

    I hate mulligan because it’s not his trick… It’s his illusion!

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  68. Smith Michaels February 18, 2007 at 5:22 pm

    I hate mulligan because he doesn’t understand the difference between vegetarian veggie burgers and vegan veggie burgers

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  69. psycholarry February 20, 2007 at 9:41 pm

    I hate mulligan because he likes to go pew-pew-pew during sex

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  70. titocf February 21, 2007 at 1:16 pm

    I hate Mulligan because he makes a “W” with his fingers to show that he’s from the West side of the Warsaw ghetto.

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  71. Smith Michaels February 21, 2007 at 6:29 pm

    I hate mulligan because he did not circle the right item on the inventory sheet

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  72. psycholarry February 22, 2007 at 10:02 pm

    I hate mulligan because he puts a 2 into all of his Basic programs

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  73. Smith Michaels February 23, 2007 at 10:14 am

    I hate mulligan because he refuses to shop at ‘dollar general’ despite the great deals. 1 dollar for a two litter coke!!!

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  74. titocf February 25, 2007 at 1:04 pm

    I hate mulligan because he thinks a guitar pick-up is a method of singing your way into a girl’s pants.

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  75. psycholarry February 26, 2007 at 1:28 am

    I hate mulligan because he knows that it’s not easy being brown

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  76. Smith Michaels March 1, 2007 at 10:47 am

    I hate mulligan because there are seventy-five other reasons to hate him

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  77. titocf March 5, 2007 at 11:37 pm

    I hate Mulligan because he uses arbitrary math to find patterns of numbers in his life, and then thinks it means something.

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  78. psycholarry March 10, 2007 at 10:58 pm

    I hate mulligan because he thinks Frank Miller is a good writer

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  79. Smith Michaels March 11, 2007 at 11:52 am

    I hate mulligan because he bought a copy of captain america #25 for 100 dollars on e-bay

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  80. titocf March 11, 2007 at 11:23 pm

    I hate Mulligan because his small group of warriors wouldn’t let me through that damn mountain pass.

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  81. Smith Michaels March 17, 2007 at 10:26 am

    I hate mulligan because he refuses to buy the entire jabba the hutt throne room set; he’s just buying jabba, himself, and that annoying creature thing.

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  82. psycholarry March 23, 2007 at 6:51 pm

    I hate mulligan because there are only three people that seem to hate him

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  83. Smith Michaels March 23, 2007 at 7:37 pm

    I hate mulligan because it’s the cool thing to do

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  84. psycholarry March 27, 2007 at 2:05 am

    I hate mulligan because people sometimes just explode

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  85. Smith Michaels March 27, 2007 at 9:16 am

    I hate mulligan because he didn’t give me that cover blurb i wanted

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  86. titocf March 28, 2007 at 1:42 am

    I hate mulligan because he made so Apple Jacks don’t taste like apples.

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  87. psycholarry March 29, 2007 at 6:54 pm

    I hate mulligan because he thinks keeping half his frets one turn out of tune is the cool thing to do

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  88. titocf April 12, 2007 at 1:03 am

    I hate Mulligan because I’m just in a hating mood at the moment.

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  89. Smith Michaels April 12, 2007 at 12:20 pm

    I hate mulligan because his head is egg-shaped

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  90. psycholarry April 16, 2007 at 10:44 pm

    I hate mulligan because of his natty threads

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  91. Smith Michaels April 30, 2007 at 11:50 am

    I hate mulligan because he refuses to do my data entry for me

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  92. psycholarry May 9, 2007 at 8:43 pm

    I hate mulligan because he thinks crossing the streams means using youtube and google video at the same time

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  93. Smith Michaels May 12, 2007 at 3:30 pm

    I hate mulligan because he thinks, first and foremost, that a candidate must look ‘presidential’ to be in the running

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  94. titocf May 19, 2007 at 9:50 am

    I hate Mulligan because he wants to double Guatanamo.

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  95. Smith Michaels May 19, 2007 at 10:17 am

    I hate mulligan because he makes more money than me and all of my friends combined

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  96. psycholarry May 20, 2007 at 10:27 pm

    I hate mulligan because he wears plaid shorts

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  97. Smith Michaels May 21, 2007 at 9:22 am

    I hate mulligan because he grows facial hair faster than a chia-pet

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  98. psycholarry June 3, 2007 at 5:46 pm

    I hate mulligan because he has the memory of a goldfish.

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  99. Smith Michaels June 9, 2007 at 10:55 am

    I hate mulligan because he has ingrown nose hairs

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  100. psycholarry June 10, 2007 at 4:38 pm

    I hate mulligan because he invented crawfish dipped in chocolate and called it Chocraw!

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  101. Smith Michaels June 10, 2007 at 10:29 pm

    I hate mulligan because there are 100 other reasons to hate mulligan.

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  102. psycholarry June 23, 2007 at 1:26 pm

    I hate mulligan because he keeps digging up Milli Vanilli unreleased rare recordings and calling them underground.

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  103. Smith Michaels June 23, 2007 at 7:06 pm

    i hate mulligan because james patterson is his favorite author

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  104. psycholarry June 27, 2007 at 8:21 pm

    I hate mulligan because he can’t see the forest for the trees.

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  105. Smith Michaels June 27, 2007 at 8:56 pm

    I hate mulligan because he knows fear!

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  106. psycholarry June 30, 2007 at 12:46 pm

    I hate mulligan because he tried to eat fridge magnets

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  107. Smith Michaels June 30, 2007 at 6:12 pm

    I hate mulligan because he loves fried green tomatoes

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  108. psycholarry July 2, 2007 at 11:19 pm

    I hate mulligan because he pirates the software that he writes himself.

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  109. Capt Brown Helmut July 8, 2007 at 4:55 pm

    I hate mulligan because he is a turd poker

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  110. The Kaiser July 11, 2007 at 4:24 pm

    I hate mulligan because he thinks he’s the God damn Batman!

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  111. psycholarry July 18, 2007 at 11:57 pm

    I hate mulligan because he wears heated gloves so M&Ms melt in his hands

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  112. Smith Michaels July 19, 2007 at 9:25 am

    I hate mulligan because *SPOILER WARNING* he’s likes his e’s before his i’s

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  113. titocf July 22, 2007 at 1:40 pm

    I hate mulligan because he makes me watch the same crappy movies both ways on the plane.

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  114. psycholarry July 24, 2007 at 11:00 am

    I hate mulligan because he puts horrible pop-rap on the end of all his albums as secret tracts.

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  115. Smith Michaels July 24, 2007 at 11:32 am

    I hate mulligan because his idea of “tough love” involves whips

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  116. titocf August 9, 2007 at 2:50 pm

    I hate mulligan because he believes that the plane crashed because it was piloted by skeletons.

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  117. Smith Michaels August 9, 2007 at 10:42 pm

    i hate mulligan because he failed to keep aggro

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  118. titocf August 16, 2007 at 12:00 am

    I hate mulligan because a website keeps reminding me of the anniversary of the time he violently leapt out of his mother’s womb.

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  119. psycholarry August 16, 2007 at 1:39 am

    I hate mulligan because he eats oatmeal made out of senior citizens and prepared by a robot.

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  120. The Kaiser October 3, 2007 at 4:04 pm

    I hate mulligan because he just admitted he knows what the “balls of a thousand horses” smells like.

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  121. The Kaiser October 3, 2007 at 4:06 pm

    I hate mulligan because he once reached for an Altoid. And missed.

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  122. Smith Michaels October 3, 2007 at 4:07 pm

    i hate mulligan because clearly he doesn’t know how to keep a date

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  123. The Kaiser October 3, 2007 at 4:13 pm

    I hate mulligan because he organizes the porn on his computer by race. I’m pretty sure I saw albino.

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  124. titocf October 6, 2007 at 6:08 pm

    I hate mulligan because he cheated at golf to get the high score.

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  125. Smith Michaels October 8, 2007 at 5:17 pm

    i hate mulligan because there are 124 other reasons to hate him.

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  126. psycholarry October 9, 2007 at 6:46 pm

    I hate mulligan because every once in a while he proves just how much plaid one man can wear.

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  127. Smith Michaels October 11, 2007 at 11:22 am

    I hate mulligan becasue I have written pages upon pages to rid him from my bones.

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  128. Rusty Shackleford October 11, 2007 at 11:37 am

    I hate mulligan because he kept me from voicing my hate all along

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  129. psycholarry October 14, 2007 at 5:57 pm

    I hate mulligan because he douses his steak in ketchup

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  130. Smith Michaels October 15, 2007 at 7:59 am

    i hate mulligan because he loves ea eating up bioware

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  131. titocf October 15, 2007 at 10:48 pm

    I hate Mulligan because I just upgraded to Mulligan 4.7.2 a week ago and now he’s forcing me to upgrade to Mulligan 4.7.3

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  132. Smith Michaels October 16, 2007 at 7:57 am

    i hate mulligan because he tricked me into painting the fence for him

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  133. titocf October 20, 2007 at 1:53 pm

    I hate mulligan because he tried to steal a car but couldn’t drive stick.

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  134. Smith Michaels October 20, 2007 at 8:47 pm

    I hate mulligan because he repeats the same word, “indeed”, over and over again.

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  135. psycholarry October 21, 2007 at 11:48 pm

    I hate mulligan because he collects possum skulls

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  136. Smith Michaels October 22, 2007 at 8:00 am

    I hate mulligan because he doesn’t understand that they’re fictional characters

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  137. titocf October 22, 2007 at 5:01 pm

    I hate mulligan because he told his fans that they could pick their price when they downloaded his album, but then used their credit card numbers to subscribe to porn pay sites.

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  138. psycholarry October 26, 2007 at 12:17 pm

    I hate mulligan because he went with what was in the box

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  139. Smith Michaels October 26, 2007 at 7:08 pm

    I hate mulligan because he loves ganz products

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  140. psycholarry November 8, 2007 at 12:16 pm

    I hate mulligan because he continues to use the phrase “fart-knocker”

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  141. Smith Michaels November 18, 2007 at 11:29 pm

    I hate mulligan because he didn’t have to go through what I went through

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  142. psycholarry December 1, 2007 at 6:06 pm

    I hate mulligan because he keeps writing reviews about star wars novels

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  143. Smith Michaels January 7, 2008 at 9:25 pm

    I hate mulligan because he doesn’t like my reviews of star wars novels

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  144. psycholarry January 15, 2008 at 3:22 pm

    I hate mulligan because all work and no play makes jack a dull boy

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  145. Smith Michaels January 15, 2008 at 6:19 pm

    I hate mulligan because he always wants to “camp it up”

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  146. psycholarry January 16, 2008 at 5:00 pm

    I hate mulligan because he wrote a Masters dissertation on Bruckheimerian explosives theory.

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  147. Smith Michaels January 16, 2008 at 5:32 pm

    I hate mulligan because he never buys me the right present, even though i “secretly” leave a list right on the damn kitchen table

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  148. psycholarry January 21, 2008 at 12:32 pm

    I find mulligan most disagreeable as he refuses to abide by strict Duke of Queensburry rules.

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  149. Smith Michaels January 21, 2008 at 11:16 pm

    I hate mulligan because he touched my daemon

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  150. psycholarry January 24, 2008 at 11:53 pm

    I hate mulligan because I get to hate him for the 150th time.

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  151. Smith Michaels January 25, 2008 at 9:14 am

    I hate Mulligan because there are 150 reasons to hate him!

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  152. psycholarry January 25, 2008 at 10:56 pm

    I hate mulligan because sex farm for sex hooker

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  153. Smith Michaels January 26, 2008 at 11:52 am

    I hate mulligan because i’d hate to disagree

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  154. psycholarry January 27, 2008 at 5:27 pm

    I hate mulligan because I hate mulligan because I hate mulligan because I hate mulligan…

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  155. Smith Michaels February 18, 2008 at 12:19 pm

    I hate mulligan because he likes waiting in lines

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  156. titotwo February 20, 2008 at 2:28 pm

    I hate mulligan because he didn’t major in math, he majored in MIRACLES.

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  157. psycholarry February 20, 2008 at 6:05 pm

    I hate mulligan because his 5 Alarm Chili included 3 alarms worth of Strychnine.

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  158. Smith Michaels February 20, 2008 at 6:29 pm

    I hate mulligan because he knows that we hate him and he’s done nothing about it.

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  159. psycholarry February 22, 2008 at 11:43 pm

    I hate mulligan because apparently Tito forgot the password to his original account

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  160. Smith Michaels February 23, 2008 at 11:01 am

    I hate mulligan because clearly he doesn’t get the joke

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  161. Tito February 27, 2008 at 6:47 pm

    I hate mulligan because he greenlit a film version of “Bop It.”

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  162. Smith Michaels February 28, 2008 at 11:36 am

    I hate mulligan because he loves bringing food and drink in the computer lab despie the fact that the say clearly says “no food or drink in the computer lab”

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  163. psycholarry February 29, 2008 at 4:10 pm

    I hate mulligan because he made a salad bowl out of bacon

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  164. Smith Michaels February 29, 2008 at 6:15 pm

    I hate mulligan because he has an ass-backwards way of organizing books

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  165. psycholarry March 4, 2008 at 2:12 pm

    I hate mulligan because he built a better mousetrap

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  166. Smith Michaels March 4, 2008 at 7:59 pm

    I hate mulligan because he’s new and i just don’t like new people

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  167. psycholarry March 5, 2008 at 3:02 am

    I hate mulligan because God Damn It Texas and Ohio, what the fuck?

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  168. Smith Michaels March 5, 2008 at 11:19 am

    I hate mulligan because my predictions were wrong

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  169. psycholarry March 6, 2008 at 4:15 pm

    I hate mulligan because he subsists entirely on a diet of potatoes and fish oil tablets.

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  170. Smith Michaels March 6, 2008 at 6:18 pm

    I hate mulligan because he caused me to cut my finger

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  171. Tito March 7, 2008 at 3:32 pm

    I hate mulligan because after he gave me ten pages worth of corrections to a four page article.

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  172. Smith Michaels March 7, 2008 at 6:58 pm

    I hate mulligan because his goal is to make my last two weeks miserable.

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  173. psycholarry March 10, 2008 at 3:48 pm

    I hate mulligan because he totally told Jess Darby that Ricky Swanson didn’t want to take her to the Sock Hop.

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  174. Tito March 21, 2008 at 12:45 pm

    I hate mulligan because it gives me something to do on Tuesday nights.

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  175. Smith Michaels March 24, 2008 at 12:42 pm

    I hate mulligan because there are 175 reasons to hate him

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  176. psycholarry March 25, 2008 at 1:13 am

    I hate mulligan because he frightened the semen out of my body.

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  177. Smith Michaels March 25, 2008 at 11:24 am

    I hate mulligan because i just can’t get started on my research and it is all his fault

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  178. psycholarry March 25, 2008 at 5:31 pm

    I hate mulligan because he thinks research means to look a second time.

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  179. Smith Michaels March 26, 2008 at 11:50 am

    I hate mulligan because he made me play fire emblem all morning instead of working

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  180. psycholarry March 27, 2008 at 6:01 pm

    I hate mulligan because he has a deep love for fishwives.

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  181. Tito March 27, 2008 at 6:54 pm

    I mulligan because he california rolled through a school crosswalk… and over a crossing guard.

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  182. psycholarry April 3, 2008 at 5:37 pm

    I hate mulligan because he screams “Siobhan!” and I don’t know what that means.

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  183. Smith Michaels April 3, 2008 at 9:03 pm

    I hate mulligan because he love america’s next top model so much

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  184. psycholarry April 14, 2008 at 9:50 pm

    I hate mulligan because he pre-tapes a call in show.

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  185. Tito April 18, 2008 at 3:36 pm

    I hate mulligan because his measurements are 36-34-36.

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  186. Tito April 18, 2008 at 3:36 pm

    I hate mulligan because the above post would’ve worked better if I had typed in the right middle number.

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  187. Smith Michaels April 18, 2008 at 4:14 pm

    I hate mulligan because he clearly doesn’t know the difference between “the clique” and “gossip girls”

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  188. psycholarry April 18, 2008 at 5:26 pm

    I hate mulligan because he though it was free

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  189. Smith Michaels April 18, 2008 at 7:50 pm

    I hate mulligan because freedom isn’t free

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  190. Tito April 21, 2008 at 3:20 pm

    I hate mulligan because he’s holding a thermal detonator.

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  191. Smith Michaels April 21, 2008 at 3:41 pm

    I hate mulligan because he answers the phone every time she calls him

    Reply
  192. psycholarry April 21, 2008 at 6:20 pm

    I hate mulligan because it takes a truck to take what he’s taken, and I gotta squint to see what he gave.

    Reply
  193. Smith Michaels April 21, 2008 at 11:15 pm

    I hate mulligan because jon stewart is a terrible interviewer

    Reply
  194. psycholarry April 22, 2008 at 5:47 pm

    I hate mulligan because it takes a shovel to hear what he’s talking.

    Reply
  195. Smith Michaels April 22, 2008 at 9:25 pm

    I hate mulligan because he’s a working class white male

    Reply
  196. psycholarry April 24, 2008 at 5:58 pm

    I hate mulligan because I have to squint to see what he gave

    Reply
  197. Smith Michaels April 24, 2008 at 10:28 pm

    I hate mulligan because it’s not my birthday

    Reply
  198. psycholarry April 28, 2008 at 6:36 pm

    I hate mulligan because he sure burns good but he don’t mean a thing to me.

    Reply
  199. Tito April 30, 2008 at 5:33 pm

    I hate mulligan because video games made me do it.

    Reply
  200. Smith Michaels April 30, 2008 at 10:11 pm

    I hate mulligan because there are now 200 reasons to hate him

    Reply
  201. psycholarry May 1, 2008 at 5:34 pm

    I hate mulligan because he wants more life fucker!

    Reply
  202. Tito May 2, 2008 at 1:57 pm

    I hate mulligan because it is a slow slow Friday. And somehow that’s his fault.

    Reply
  203. Smith Michaels May 6, 2008 at 7:20 pm

    I hate mulligan because this health work is some tedious fucking shit

    Reply
  204. Tito May 8, 2008 at 12:53 pm

    I hate mulligan because he can’t find his luck dragon.

    Reply
  205. psycholarry May 8, 2008 at 6:41 pm

    I hate mulligan because he tried to cross the streams

    Reply
  206. Finalcylon May 13, 2008 at 12:32 am

    I hate mulligan because the cat’s drunk

    Reply
  207. Finalcylon May 16, 2008 at 11:01 am

    I hate mulligan because as soon as I started hating him, everyone else stopped.

    Reply
  208. Smith Michaels May 20, 2008 at 12:50 pm

    I hate mulligan because he likes karl rove’s belief in clinton’s chances…

    Reply
  209. Tito May 20, 2008 at 2:49 pm

    I hate mulligan because he prefers Jakob Dylan.

    Reply
  210. psycholarry May 20, 2008 at 6:54 pm

    I hate mulligan because he bought the Beverley Hills 90210 DVD box set the day it came out

    Reply
  211. Tito May 27, 2008 at 3:03 pm

    I hate mulligan because he led a pack (swarm? herd? gaggle?) of monkeys swinging from vines into a moving jeep to fight communists.

    Reply
  212. Smith Michaels May 27, 2008 at 6:48 pm

    I hate mulligan because he escaped a nuke in a lead-lined fridge…

    Reply
  213. psycholarry May 31, 2008 at 12:23 pm

    I hate mulligan because he ate all the crisco

    Reply
  214. Tito June 6, 2008 at 12:45 pm

    I hate mulligan because I never can hold Asia for a whole turn.

    Reply
  215. psycholarry June 12, 2008 at 9:39 pm

    I hate mulligan because he stinks like a dead hog down wind from a paper mill during a heat wave

    Reply
  216. Smith Michaels June 12, 2008 at 9:52 pm

    I hate mulligan because i wonder if the above really is true

    Reply
  217. Tito June 17, 2008 at 12:08 pm

    I hate mulligan because he TiVo’s “Moment of Truth.”

    Reply
  218. psycholarry June 17, 2008 at 8:00 pm

    I hate mulligan because he has a tattoo of Toni Morrison’s face on his lower back

    Reply
  219. Tito July 17, 2008 at 7:28 pm

    I hate mulligan because he’s managed to elude our hate for a solid month.

    Reply
  220. Smith Michaels July 18, 2008 at 7:40 am

    I hate mulligan because he can’t fast-forward today into tonight.

    Reply
  221. psycholarry July 18, 2008 at 6:46 pm

    I hate mulligan because he can fast-forward today into tonight, but chooses not to

    Reply
  222. psycholarry August 15, 2008 at 6:38 pm

    I hate mulligan because I’m the only one that really hates him

    Reply
  223. Smith Michaels August 18, 2008 at 10:21 pm

    I hate mulligan because in the end, it is the only thing that really matters

    Reply
  224. psycholarry August 20, 2008 at 5:18 pm

    I hate mulligan because all he puts on his Twitter is posts about cat poop

    Reply
  225. Tito August 26, 2008 at 12:10 pm

    I hate mulligan because it helps me to get to sleep at night.

    Reply
  226. Smith Michaels August 26, 2008 at 12:17 pm

    I hate mulligan because there are 225 other reasons to hate him.

    Reply
  227. psycholarry August 26, 2008 at 11:26 pm

    I hate mulligan because he’s a member of the Sisterhood of Traveling Pantsuits, and thinks that the name is really clever

    Reply
  228. Doctor Brown September 3, 2008 at 3:24 pm

    I hate Mulligan because he didn’t get it … from me.

    Reply
  229. psycholarry September 9, 2008 at 5:32 pm

    I hate mulligan because he just looks like a kid out there

    Reply
  230. Tito September 10, 2008 at 1:29 pm

    I hate mulligan because he keeps referring to it as the “Large Hard-on Collider” and giggling incessantly.

    Reply
  231. psycholarry September 23, 2008 at 1:10 am

    I hate mulligan because he made the new site design way too cramped.

    Reply
  232. Smith Michaels September 23, 2008 at 10:34 am

    I hate mulligan because it looks like I’m going to have to change the site design again.

    Reply
  233. psycholarry September 30, 2008 at 12:43 am

    I hate mulligan because he winks at old ladies

    Reply
  234. Smith Michaels October 6, 2008 at 11:38 pm

    I hate mulligan because he loves cat drool

    Reply
  235. psycholarry October 14, 2008 at 6:06 pm

    I hate mulligan because he knows the world’s address

    Reply
  236. Smith Michaels October 16, 2008 at 9:49 am

    I hate mulligan because he will leave his tracks untraceable.

    Reply
  237. psycholarry October 21, 2008 at 10:45 pm

    I hate mulligan because he made fun of boat drinks

    Reply
  238. Smith Michaels October 21, 2008 at 11:27 pm

    I hate mulligan because he won’t acknowledge his Marxism.

    Reply
  239. psycholarry November 10, 2008 at 6:25 pm

    I hate mulligan because he eats peanut butter and pistachio sandwiches

    Reply
  240. Smith Michaels November 11, 2008 at 12:17 am

    i hate mulligan because he never does the things he says he will.

    Reply
  241. Tito November 18, 2008 at 5:57 pm

    I hate mulligan because he hangs out at the sperm bank offering a cheaper alternative.

    Reply
  242. Smith Michaels November 19, 2008 at 12:02 am

    I hate mulligan because he just he tanks when he should be dpsing.

    Reply
  243. psycholarry November 29, 2008 at 2:14 pm

    I hate mulligan because he thinks toasting his bread is too decadent

    Reply
  244. Smith Michaels November 29, 2008 at 9:45 pm

    I hate mulligan because he makes my cat smell worse

    Reply
  245. psycholarry December 2, 2008 at 7:30 pm

    I hate mulligan because Sex Farm for Sex Hooker still pulls in hits

    Reply
  246. Smith Michaels December 2, 2008 at 11:50 pm

    I hate mulligan because that’s just cold, dude

    Reply
  247. psycholarry December 3, 2008 at 6:32 pm

    _ h_t_ m_ll_g_n b_c__s_ h_ st_l_ _ll my v_w_ls

    Reply
  248. Smith Michaels December 3, 2008 at 8:39 pm

    i hate mulligan because psycholarry is just too damn clever

    Reply
  249. psycholarry December 10, 2008 at 6:39 pm

    I hate mulligan because he doesn’t understand game theory like I do

    Reply
  250. Tito December 15, 2008 at 2:00 pm

    I hate mulligan because he won’t stop violating directive 4.

    Reply
  251. DoctorBrown December 22, 2008 at 9:31 pm

    I hate mulligan because he hasn’t spoken up about free speech or the dark knight yet.

    Reply
  252. Smith Michaels December 22, 2008 at 10:10 pm

    I hate mulligan because he never speaks up about anything.

    Reply
  253. psycholarry December 23, 2008 at 7:22 pm

    I hate mulligan because he only knows things in the Biblical sense

    Reply
  254. Tito February 5, 2009 at 12:51 pm

    I hate mulligan because, even with a new president hopefully ushering in a new era, there are still so many reasons left to hate him.

    Reply
  255. psycholarry February 7, 2009 at 2:49 am

    I hate Mulligan because he fell asleep during the Super Bowl

    Reply
  256. Smith Michaels February 7, 2009 at 11:07 am

    I hate mulligan because he forgot to watch BSG

    Reply
  257. psycholarry February 17, 2009 at 6:45 pm

    I hate mulligan because he loves hirsute porn

    Reply
  258. The Kaiser February 17, 2009 at 7:27 pm

    I hate mulligan because he has too many dicks.

    Reply
  259. Tito February 18, 2009 at 2:12 pm

    I hate mulligan because he always just builds up in Australia.

    Reply
  260. Smith Michaels February 18, 2009 at 3:05 pm

    I hate mulligan because what the fuck else is there to do?

    Reply
  261. psycholarry February 19, 2009 at 6:45 pm

    I hate mulligan because he got grape juice stains all over my dog

    Reply
  262. The Kaiser February 19, 2009 at 7:23 pm

    I hate mulligan because he yells ‘Yes We Can’ while on the toilet.

    Reply
  263. Tito February 20, 2009 at 12:11 pm

    I hate mulligan because he only types with his thumbs.

    Reply
  264. psycholarry February 27, 2009 at 6:11 pm

    I hate mulligan because he eats Iams healthy coat mix

    Reply
  265. Smith Michaels May 1, 2009 at 1:23 am

    I hate mulligan because he fucked up my sleep schedule

    Reply
  266. Smith Michaels February 17, 2010 at 11:48 am

    I hate mulligan because this feature has died.

    Reply
  267. psycholarry February 24, 2010 at 8:23 pm

    I hate mulligan because he’s trying to slowly kill me by helping me develop drinking games

    Reply
  268. Roy Rogers September 22, 2010 at 11:42 am

    I hate mulligan because he just don’t know what’s wrong with peace, love and understanding

    Reply
  269. Roy Rogers September 5, 2011 at 11:09 am

    I hate mulligan because he killed this blog – singlehandedly

    Reply

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