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Reasons You Hate Mulligan

I hate Mulligan because of his antinomian views.

Why do you hate Mulligan?

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  1. psycholarry said, on October 12th, 2006 at 12:04 am

    I hate mulligan because he made me waste my first “I hate mulligan” idea already

  2. Joe said, on October 12th, 2006 at 1:15 am

    I hate mulligan because he stuck a damn metal pole in my front lawn.

  3. Smith Michaels said, on October 12th, 2006 at 8:50 am

    I hate mulligan because he doesn’t get the joke.

  4. psycholarry said, on October 12th, 2006 at 5:57 pm

    I hate mulligan because he put smoke bombs into his friend’s homes

  5. Smith Michaels said, on October 12th, 2006 at 6:22 pm

    I hate mulligan because one time he used a glory hole

  6. psycholarry said, on October 14th, 2006 at 3:40 pm

    I hate mulligan because he found a wrong way to eat a reese’s

  7. titocf said, on October 14th, 2006 at 9:37 pm

    I hate Mulligan because he killed the cat, and then blamed it on curiousity.

  8. Smith Michaels said, on October 15th, 2006 at 12:23 am

    I hate mulligan because he invented the traffic circle

  9. titocf said, on October 16th, 2006 at 6:09 pm

    I hate Mulligan because after he invented the traffic circle, he decided to call it a rotary in some places and a roundabout in other.

  10. Smith Michaels said, on October 18th, 2006 at 7:44 pm

    I hate Mulligan because he can’t color within the lines

  11. psycholarry said, on October 23rd, 2006 at 3:29 pm

    I hate mulligan because he’s unlikely to understand my reference to Yugoslavian communists

  12. Smith Michaels said, on October 24th, 2006 at 7:34 am

    I hate mulligan because he just really understood French fuedalism in its Norman context.

  13. psycholarry said, on October 24th, 2006 at 11:33 pm

    I hate mulligan because the only thing he gave me from his trip to Thailand is smallpox

  14. Smith Michaels said, on October 25th, 2006 at 9:10 am

    I hate mulligan because he invented maniac mondays!

  15. samtaffy said, on October 26th, 2006 at 1:24 pm

    I hate mulligan because he would only rape a retard in a bowling alley with a plumber’s crank with me if he got to go first.

  16. Smith Michaels said, on October 26th, 2006 at 6:45 pm

    I hate Mulligan because he claims ‘War & Peace’ is his favourite novel even though he’s never read it.

  17. psycholarry said, on October 27th, 2006 at 9:08 pm

    I hate mulligan because he believes in the essential goodness of mankind

  18. Smith Michaels said, on October 31st, 2006 at 10:59 am

    I hate mulligan because he always uses the Chewbecca Defense when confronted with his crimes.

  19. psycholarry said, on October 31st, 2006 at 7:01 pm

    I hate mulligan because his top 5 comic writers list somehow includes whedon and bendis, but not ellis.

  20. Smith Michaels said, on November 1st, 2006 at 9:27 pm

    I hate mulligan because he fucked up my computer and internet connection.

  21. psycholarry said, on November 5th, 2006 at 1:58 pm

    I hate mulligan because, with modern technology, we really could remove those boils if he just asked

  22. Smith Michaels said, on November 5th, 2006 at 3:37 pm

    I hate mulligan because he doesn’t know how to just say no.

  23. psycholarry said, on November 8th, 2006 at 12:55 am

    I hate mulligan because he defines marriage as a union between a man and a flesh-light

  24. Smith Michaels said, on November 8th, 2006 at 9:31 pm

    I hate mulligan because he voted to allow the county of Fairfax to contract a debt to build parks.

  25. psycholarry said, on November 10th, 2006 at 12:27 am

    I hate mulligan because he apparently has something against the environment

  26. Smith Michaels said, on November 10th, 2006 at 10:07 am

    I hate mulligan because he loves the beach boys

  27. SamTaffy said, on November 12th, 2006 at 8:46 pm

    I hate mulligan because he deliberately pinches off his turds when they’re half way out of his ass, leaving the rest to fester in his bottom.

  28. Smith Michaels said, on November 13th, 2006 at 1:51 am

    I hate mulligan because he wrote an autobiographical novel about someelse

  29. psycholarry said, on November 14th, 2006 at 1:00 am

    I hate mulligan because he eats fried orange rinds

  30. Rusty Shackleford said, on November 14th, 2006 at 1:31 am

    I hate mulligan because he sniffs my white out.

  31. psycholarry said, on November 17th, 2006 at 4:18 am

    I hate mulligan because he thinks Dragonforce is a legitimate musical group

  32. Smith Michaels said, on November 17th, 2006 at 7:27 pm

    I hate mulligan because he thinks that Man O’ War is a legitimate musical group

  33. Rusty Shackleford said, on November 18th, 2006 at 12:45 am

    I hate mulligan because he stomps on my petunias.

  34. Rusty Shackleford said, on November 25th, 2006 at 4:55 pm

    I hate mulligan because no one seems to want to spread the hate anymore.

  35. psycholarry said, on November 30th, 2006 at 6:30 pm

    I hate mulligan because he looks like the lead singer of the 70s dutch rock group Focus

  36. Rusty Shackleford said, on December 2nd, 2006 at 10:16 pm

    I hate mulligan because he drinks lots of water to keep his urine colorless.

  37. Smith Michaels said, on December 3rd, 2006 at 3:57 pm

    I hate mulligan because one is the loneliest number

  38. titocf said, on December 4th, 2006 at 1:04 am

    I hate mulligan because I was never taught to love.

  39. Smith Michaels said, on December 4th, 2006 at 4:06 pm

    I hate mulligan because he plays virtual beer pong

  40. psycholarry said, on December 6th, 2006 at 12:36 am

    I guess I only really hate mulligan because everyone else does

  41. Smith Michaels said, on December 7th, 2006 at 9:25 pm

    I hate mulligan because he wants to buy a pack of world of warcraft cards

  42. Rusty Shackleford said, on December 9th, 2006 at 2:51 pm

    I hate mulligan because of peer pressure.

  43. Smith Michaels said, on December 9th, 2006 at 3:21 pm

    I hate mulligan because of what he’s going to do in twenty minutes

  44. psycholarry said, on December 10th, 2006 at 6:46 pm

    I hate mulligan because the laws of thermodynamics require it

  45. Smith Michaels said, on December 11th, 2006 at 1:13 pm

    I hate mulligan because he refuses to accept the papal monarchy

  46. Rusty Shackleford said, on December 14th, 2006 at 3:56 am

    I hate mulligan because he acutally believes communist China is reforming.

  47. Smith Michaels said, on December 14th, 2006 at 10:24 am

    I hate mulligan because he is an outliner in my sample.

  48. psycholarry said, on December 14th, 2006 at 8:28 pm

    I hate mulligan because he fails to understand that all men are responsible for their own actions and the resulting repercussions in a world where there is absolute freedom.

  49. Smith Michaels said, on December 14th, 2006 at 9:54 pm

    I hate mulligan because, honestly, he should have called me back sooner

  50. psycholarry said, on December 22nd, 2006 at 7:59 pm

    I hate mulligan because he puts off his Christmas shopping till easter

  51. Smith Michaels said, on December 23rd, 2006 at 3:45 pm

    I hate mulligan because there are 50 other reasons to hate him

  52. titocf said, on December 29th, 2006 at 10:57 am

    I hate Mulligan because he keeps slipping out of character.

  53. Smith Michaels said, on December 29th, 2006 at 6:54 pm

    I hate mulligan because he can never, ever leave well enough alone

  54. psycholarry said, on January 5th, 2007 at 3:41 pm

    I hate mulligan because he can’t be trusted even to win money.

  55. titocf said, on January 20th, 2007 at 1:34 pm

    I hate mulligan because he just can’t get over the fact that he witnessed his parents gunned down in a dark alley.

  56. Smith Michaels said, on January 20th, 2007 at 11:01 pm

    I hate mulligan because he said that horrible thing about his mom

  57. psycholarry said, on January 25th, 2007 at 7:00 pm

    I hate mulligan because he made the sad clown laugh

  58. psycholarry said, on January 27th, 2007 at 2:58 pm

    he is part of the Islamic-modern liberalism tradition

  59. Smith Michaels said, on January 28th, 2007 at 1:02 pm

    I hate mulligan because he never understood the meaning of sign on the cage that read “do not feed the animals” and feed the monkey a candy bar anyway

  60. psycholarry said, on February 5th, 2007 at 12:29 pm

    I hate mulligan because he suffered from identity theft in a way that wasn’t as funny as those commercials make it seem.

  61. Smith Michaels said, on February 6th, 2007 at 11:09 am

    I hate mulligan because he was highly unlikely to support a presidental candiate who liked ‘puppies’

  62. titocf said, on February 7th, 2007 at 1:27 am

    I hate Mulligan because he didn’t let the Wookie win.

  63. psycholarry said, on February 8th, 2007 at 7:31 pm

    I hate mulligan because he probably missed the star wars reference on Lost last night

  64. Smith Michaels said, on February 9th, 2007 at 7:26 pm

    I hate mulligan because he has no love for “lego star wars”

  65. titocf said, on February 10th, 2007 at 1:58 pm

    I hate Mulligan because he thinks his blood is enriched with midochlorians, but it’s actually HIV.

  66. Smith Michaels said, on February 11th, 2007 at 3:00 pm

    I hate mulligan because he refuses to kneel before his betters

  67. psycholarry said, on February 12th, 2007 at 1:49 pm

    I hate mulligan because it’s not his trick… It’s his illusion!

  68. Smith Michaels said, on February 18th, 2007 at 5:22 pm

    I hate mulligan because he doesn’t understand the difference between vegetarian veggie burgers and vegan veggie burgers

  69. psycholarry said, on February 20th, 2007 at 9:41 pm

    I hate mulligan because he likes to go pew-pew-pew during sex

  70. titocf said, on February 21st, 2007 at 1:16 pm

    I hate Mulligan because he makes a “W” with his fingers to show that he’s from the West side of the Warsaw ghetto.

  71. Smith Michaels said, on February 21st, 2007 at 6:29 pm

    I hate mulligan because he did not circle the right item on the inventory sheet

  72. psycholarry said, on February 22nd, 2007 at 10:02 pm

    I hate mulligan because he puts a 2 into all of his Basic programs

  73. Smith Michaels said, on February 23rd, 2007 at 10:14 am

    I hate mulligan because he refuses to shop at ‘dollar general’ despite the great deals. 1 dollar for a two litter coke!!!

  74. titocf said, on February 25th, 2007 at 1:04 pm

    I hate mulligan because he thinks a guitar pick-up is a method of singing your way into a girl’s pants.

  75. psycholarry said, on February 26th, 2007 at 1:28 am

    I hate mulligan because he knows that it’s not easy being brown

  76. Smith Michaels said, on March 1st, 2007 at 10:47 am

    I hate mulligan because there are seventy-five other reasons to hate him

  77. titocf said, on March 5th, 2007 at 11:37 pm

    I hate Mulligan because he uses arbitrary math to find patterns of numbers in his life, and then thinks it means something.

  78. psycholarry said, on March 10th, 2007 at 10:58 pm

    I hate mulligan because he thinks Frank Miller is a good writer

  79. Smith Michaels said, on March 11th, 2007 at 11:52 am

    I hate mulligan because he bought a copy of captain america #25 for 100 dollars on e-bay

  80. titocf said, on March 11th, 2007 at 11:23 pm

    I hate Mulligan because his small group of warriors wouldn’t let me through that damn mountain pass.

  81. Smith Michaels said, on March 17th, 2007 at 10:26 am

    I hate mulligan because he refuses to buy the entire jabba the hutt throne room set; he’s just buying jabba, himself, and that annoying creature thing.

  82. psycholarry said, on March 23rd, 2007 at 6:51 pm

    I hate mulligan because there are only three people that seem to hate him

  83. Smith Michaels said, on March 23rd, 2007 at 7:37 pm

    I hate mulligan because it’s the cool thing to do

  84. psycholarry said, on March 27th, 2007 at 2:05 am

    I hate mulligan because people sometimes just explode

  85. Smith Michaels said, on March 27th, 2007 at 9:16 am

    I hate mulligan because he didn’t give me that cover blurb i wanted

  86. titocf said, on March 28th, 2007 at 1:42 am

    I hate mulligan because he made so Apple Jacks don’t taste like apples.

  87. psycholarry said, on March 29th, 2007 at 6:54 pm

    I hate mulligan because he thinks keeping half his frets one turn out of tune is the cool thing to do

  88. titocf said, on April 12th, 2007 at 1:03 am

    I hate Mulligan because I’m just in a hating mood at the moment.

  89. Smith Michaels said, on April 12th, 2007 at 12:20 pm

    I hate mulligan because his head is egg-shaped

  90. psycholarry said, on April 16th, 2007 at 10:44 pm

    I hate mulligan because of his natty threads

  91. Smith Michaels said, on April 30th, 2007 at 11:50 am

    I hate mulligan because he refuses to do my data entry for me

  92. psycholarry said, on May 9th, 2007 at 8:43 pm

    I hate mulligan because he thinks crossing the streams means using youtube and google video at the same time

  93. Smith Michaels said, on May 12th, 2007 at 3:30 pm

    I hate mulligan because he thinks, first and foremost, that a candidate must look ‘presidential’ to be in the running

  94. titocf said, on May 19th, 2007 at 9:50 am

    I hate Mulligan because he wants to double Guatanamo.

  95. Smith Michaels said, on May 19th, 2007 at 10:17 am

    I hate mulligan because he makes more money than me and all of my friends combined

  96. psycholarry said, on May 20th, 2007 at 10:27 pm

    I hate mulligan because he wears plaid shorts

  97. Smith Michaels said, on May 21st, 2007 at 9:22 am

    I hate mulligan because he grows facial hair faster than a chia-pet

  98. psycholarry said, on June 3rd, 2007 at 5:46 pm

    I hate mulligan because he has the memory of a goldfish.

  99. Smith Michaels said, on June 9th, 2007 at 10:55 am

    I hate mulligan because he has ingrown nose hairs

  100. psycholarry said, on June 10th, 2007 at 4:38 pm

    I hate mulligan because he invented crawfish dipped in chocolate and called it Chocraw!

  101. Smith Michaels said, on June 10th, 2007 at 10:29 pm

    I hate mulligan because there are 100 other reasons to hate mulligan.

  102. psycholarry said, on June 23rd, 2007 at 1:26 pm

    I hate mulligan because he keeps digging up Milli Vanilli unreleased rare recordings and calling them underground.

  103. Smith Michaels said, on June 23rd, 2007 at 7:06 pm

    i hate mulligan because james patterson is his favorite author

  104. psycholarry said, on June 27th, 2007 at 8:21 pm

    I hate mulligan because he can’t see the forest for the trees.

  105. Smith Michaels said, on June 27th, 2007 at 8:56 pm

    I hate mulligan because he knows fear!

  106. psycholarry said, on June 30th, 2007 at 12:46 pm

    I hate mulligan because he tried to eat fridge magnets

  107. Smith Michaels said, on June 30th, 2007 at 6:12 pm

    I hate mulligan because he loves fried green tomatoes

  108. psycholarry said, on July 2nd, 2007 at 11:19 pm

    I hate mulligan because he pirates the software that he writes himself.

  109. Capt Brown Helmut said, on July 8th, 2007 at 4:55 pm

    I hate mulligan because he is a turd poker

  110. The Kaiser said, on July 11th, 2007 at 4:24 pm

    I hate mulligan because he thinks he’s the God damn Batman!

  111. psycholarry said, on July 18th, 2007 at 11:57 pm

    I hate mulligan because he wears heated gloves so M&Ms melt in his hands

  112. Smith Michaels said, on July 19th, 2007 at 9:25 am

    I hate mulligan because *SPOILER WARNING* he’s likes his e’s before his i’s

  113. titocf said, on July 22nd, 2007 at 1:40 pm

    I hate mulligan because he makes me watch the same crappy movies both ways on the plane.

  114. psycholarry said, on July 24th, 2007 at 11:00 am

    I hate mulligan because he puts horrible pop-rap on the end of all his albums as secret tracts.

  115. Smith Michaels said, on July 24th, 2007 at 11:32 am

    I hate mulligan because his idea of “tough love” involves whips

  116. titocf said, on August 9th, 2007 at 2:50 pm

    I hate mulligan because he believes that the plane crashed because it was piloted by skeletons.

  117. Smith Michaels said, on August 9th, 2007 at 10:42 pm

    i hate mulligan because he failed to keep aggro

  118. titocf said, on August 16th, 2007 at 12:00 am

    I hate mulligan because a website keeps reminding me of the anniversary of the time he violently leapt out of his mother’s womb.

  119. psycholarry said, on August 16th, 2007 at 1:39 am

    I hate mulligan because he eats oatmeal made out of senior citizens and prepared by a robot.

  120. The Kaiser said, on October 3rd, 2007 at 4:04 pm

    I hate mulligan because he just admitted he knows what the “balls of a thousand horses” smells like.

  121. The Kaiser said, on October 3rd, 2007 at 4:06 pm

    I hate mulligan because he once reached for an Altoid. And missed.

  122. Smith Michaels said, on October 3rd, 2007 at 4:07 pm

    i hate mulligan because clearly he doesn’t know how to keep a date

  123. The Kaiser said, on October 3rd, 2007 at 4:13 pm

    I hate mulligan because he organizes the porn on his computer by race. I’m pretty sure I saw albino.

  124. titocf said, on October 6th, 2007 at 6:08 pm

    I hate mulligan because he cheated at golf to get the high score.

  125. Smith Michaels said, on October 8th, 2007 at 5:17 pm

    i hate mulligan because there are 124 other reasons to hate him.

  126. psycholarry said, on October 9th, 2007 at 6:46 pm

    I hate mulligan because every once in a while he proves just how much plaid one man can wear.

  127. Smith Michaels said, on October 11th, 2007 at 11:22 am

    I hate mulligan becasue I have written pages upon pages to rid him from my bones.

  128. Rusty Shackleford said, on October 11th, 2007 at 11:37 am

    I hate mulligan because he kept me from voicing my hate all along

  129. psycholarry said, on October 14th, 2007 at 5:57 pm

    I hate mulligan because he douses his steak in ketchup

  130. Smith Michaels said, on October 15th, 2007 at 7:59 am

    i hate mulligan because he loves ea eating up bioware

  131. titocf said, on October 15th, 2007 at 10:48 pm

    I hate Mulligan because I just upgraded to Mulligan 4.7.2 a week ago and now he’s forcing me to upgrade to Mulligan 4.7.3

  132. Smith Michaels said, on October 16th, 2007 at 7:57 am

    i hate mulligan because he tricked me into painting the fence for him

  133. titocf said, on October 20th, 2007 at 1:53 pm

    I hate mulligan because he tried to steal a car but couldn’t drive stick.

  134. Smith Michaels said, on October 20th, 2007 at 8:47 pm

    I hate mulligan because he repeats the same word, “indeed”, over and over again.

  135. psycholarry said, on October 21st, 2007 at 11:48 pm

    I hate mulligan because he collects possum skulls

  136. Smith Michaels said, on October 22nd, 2007 at 8:00 am

    I hate mulligan because he doesn’t understand that they’re fictional characters

  137. titocf said, on October 22nd, 2007 at 5:01 pm

    I hate mulligan because he told his fans that they could pick their price when they downloaded his album, but then used their credit card numbers to subscribe to porn pay sites.

  138. psycholarry said, on October 26th, 2007 at 12:17 pm

    I hate mulligan because he went with what was in the box

  139. Smith Michaels said, on October 26th, 2007 at 7:08 pm

    I hate mulligan because he loves ganz products

  140. psycholarry said, on November 8th, 2007 at 12:16 pm

    I hate mulligan because he continues to use the phrase “fart-knocker”

  141. Smith Michaels said, on November 18th, 2007 at 11:29 pm

    I hate mulligan because he didn’t have to go through what I went through

  142. psycholarry said, on December 1st, 2007 at 6:06 pm

    I hate mulligan because he keeps writing reviews about star wars novels

  143. Smith Michaels said, on January 7th, 2008 at 9:25 pm

    I hate mulligan because he doesn’t like my reviews of star wars novels

  144. psycholarry said, on January 15th, 2008 at 3:22 pm

    I hate mulligan because all work and no play makes jack a dull boy

  145. Smith Michaels said, on January 15th, 2008 at 6:19 pm

    I hate mulligan because he always wants to “camp it up”

  146. psycholarry said, on January 16th, 2008 at 5:00 pm

    I hate mulligan because he wrote a Masters dissertation on Bruckheimerian explosives theory.

  147. Smith Michaels said, on January 16th, 2008 at 5:32 pm

    I hate mulligan because he never buys me the right present, even though i “secretly” leave a list right on the damn kitchen table

  148. psycholarry said, on January 21st, 2008 at 12:32 pm

    I find mulligan most disagreeable as he refuses to abide by strict Duke of Queensburry rules.

  149. Smith Michaels said, on January 21st, 2008 at 11:16 pm

    I hate mulligan because he touched my daemon

  150. psycholarry said, on January 24th, 2008 at 11:53 pm

    I hate mulligan because I get to hate him for the 150th time.

  151. Smith Michaels said, on January 25th, 2008 at 9:14 am

    I hate Mulligan because there are 150 reasons to hate him!

  152. psycholarry said, on January 25th, 2008 at 10:56 pm

    I hate mulligan because sex farm for sex hooker

  153. Smith Michaels said, on January 26th, 2008 at 11:52 am

    I hate mulligan because i’d hate to disagree

  154. psycholarry said, on January 27th, 2008 at 5:27 pm

    I hate mulligan because I hate mulligan because I hate mulligan because I hate mulligan…

  155. Smith Michaels said, on February 18th, 2008 at 12:19 pm

    I hate mulligan because he likes waiting in lines

  156. titotwo said, on February 20th, 2008 at 2:28 pm

    I hate mulligan because he didn’t major in math, he majored in MIRACLES.

  157. psycholarry said, on February 20th, 2008 at 6:05 pm

    I hate mulligan because his 5 Alarm Chili included 3 alarms worth of Strychnine.

  158. Smith Michaels said, on February 20th, 2008 at 6:29 pm

    I hate mulligan because he knows that we hate him and he’s done nothing about it.

  159. psycholarry said, on February 22nd, 2008 at 11:43 pm

    I hate mulligan because apparently Tito forgot the password to his original account

  160. Smith Michaels said, on February 23rd, 2008 at 11:01 am

    I hate mulligan because clearly he doesn’t get the joke

  161. Tito said, on February 27th, 2008 at 6:47 pm

    I hate mulligan because he greenlit a film version of “Bop It.”

  162. Smith Michaels said, on February 28th, 2008 at 11:36 am

    I hate mulligan because he loves bringing food and drink in the computer lab despie the fact that the say clearly says “no food or drink in the computer lab”

  163. psycholarry said, on February 29th, 2008 at 4:10 pm

    I hate mulligan because he made a salad bowl out of bacon

  164. Smith Michaels said, on February 29th, 2008 at 6:15 pm

    I hate mulligan because he has an ass-backwards way of organizing books

  165. psycholarry said, on March 4th, 2008 at 2:12 pm

    I hate mulligan because he built a better mousetrap

  166. Smith Michaels said, on March 4th, 2008 at 7:59 pm

    I hate mulligan because he’s new and i just don’t like new people

  167. psycholarry said, on March 5th, 2008 at 3:02 am

    I hate mulligan because God Damn It Texas and Ohio, what the fuck?

  168. Smith Michaels said, on March 5th, 2008 at 11:19 am

    I hate mulligan because my predictions were wrong

  169. psycholarry said, on March 6th, 2008 at 4:15 pm

    I hate mulligan because he subsists entirely on a diet of potatoes and fish oil tablets.

  170. Smith Michaels said, on March 6th, 2008 at 6:18 pm

    I hate mulligan because he caused me to cut my finger

  171. Tito said, on March 7th, 2008 at 3:32 pm

    I hate mulligan because after he gave me ten pages worth of corrections to a four page article.

  172. Smith Michaels said, on March 7th, 2008 at 6:58 pm

    I hate mulligan because his goal is to make my last two weeks miserable.

  173. psycholarry said, on March 10th, 2008 at 3:48 pm

    I hate mulligan because he totally told Jess Darby that Ricky Swanson didn’t want to take her to the Sock Hop.

  174. Tito said, on March 21st, 2008 at 12:45 pm

    I hate mulligan because it gives me something to do on Tuesday nights.

  175. Smith Michaels said, on March 24th, 2008 at 12:42 pm

    I hate mulligan because there are 175 reasons to hate him

  176. psycholarry said, on March 25th, 2008 at 1:13 am

    I hate mulligan because he frightened the semen out of my body.

  177. Smith Michaels said, on March 25th, 2008 at 11:24 am

    I hate mulligan because i just can’t get started on my research and it is all his fault

  178. psycholarry said, on March 25th, 2008 at 5:31 pm

    I hate mulligan because he thinks research means to look a second time.

  179. Smith Michaels said, on March 26th, 2008 at 11:50 am

    I hate mulligan because he made me play fire emblem all morning instead of working

  180. psycholarry said, on March 27th, 2008 at 6:01 pm

    I hate mulligan because he has a deep love for fishwives.

  181. Tito said, on March 27th, 2008 at 6:54 pm

    I mulligan because he california rolled through a school crosswalk… and over a crossing guard.

  182. psycholarry said, on April 3rd, 2008 at 5:37 pm

    I hate mulligan because he screams “Siobhan!” and I don’t know what that means.

  183. Smith Michaels said, on April 3rd, 2008 at 9:03 pm

    I hate mulligan because he love america’s next top model so much

  184. psycholarry said, on April 14th, 2008 at 9:50 pm

    I hate mulligan because he pre-tapes a call in show.

  185. Tito said, on April 18th, 2008 at 3:36 pm

    I hate mulligan because his measurements are 36-34-36.

  186. Tito said, on April 18th, 2008 at 3:36 pm

    I hate mulligan because the above post would’ve worked better if I had typed in the right middle number.

  187. Smith Michaels said, on April 18th, 2008 at 4:14 pm

    I hate mulligan because he clearly doesn’t know the difference between “the clique” and “gossip girls”

  188. psycholarry said, on April 18th, 2008 at 5:26 pm

    I hate mulligan because he though it was free

  189. Smith Michaels said, on April 18th, 2008 at 7:50 pm

    I hate mulligan because freedom isn’t free

  190. Tito said, on April 21st, 2008 at 3:20 pm

    I hate mulligan because he’s holding a thermal detonator.

  191. Smith Michaels said, on April 21st, 2008 at 3:41 pm

    I hate mulligan because he answers the phone every time she calls him

  192. psycholarry said, on April 21st, 2008 at 6:20 pm

    I hate mulligan because it takes a truck to take what he’s taken, and I gotta squint to see what he gave.

  193. Smith Michaels said, on April 21st, 2008 at 11:15 pm

    I hate mulligan because jon stewart is a terrible interviewer

  194. psycholarry said, on April 22nd, 2008 at 5:47 pm

    I hate mulligan because it takes a shovel to hear what he’s talking.

  195. Smith Michaels said, on April 22nd, 2008 at 9:25 pm

    I hate mulligan because he’s a working class white male

  196. psycholarry said, on April 24th, 2008 at 5:58 pm

    I hate mulligan because I have to squint to see what he gave

  197. Smith Michaels said, on April 24th, 2008 at 10:28 pm

    I hate mulligan because it’s not my birthday

  198. psycholarry said, on April 28th, 2008 at 6:36 pm

    I hate mulligan because he sure burns good but he don’t mean a thing to me.

  199. Tito said, on April 30th, 2008 at 5:33 pm

    I hate mulligan because video games made me do it.

  200. Smith Michaels said, on April 30th, 2008 at 10:11 pm

    I hate mulligan because there are now 200 reasons to hate him

  201. psycholarry said, on May 1st, 2008 at 5:34 pm

    I hate mulligan because he wants more life fucker!

  202. Tito said, on May 2nd, 2008 at 1:57 pm

    I hate mulligan because it is a slow slow Friday. And somehow that’s his fault.

  203. Smith Michaels said, on May 6th, 2008 at 7:20 pm

    I hate mulligan because this health work is some tedious fucking shit

  204. Tito said, on May 8th, 2008 at 12:53 pm

    I hate mulligan because he can’t find his luck dragon.

  205. psycholarry said, on May 8th, 2008 at 6:41 pm

    I hate mulligan because he tried to cross the streams

  206. Finalcylon said, on May 13th, 2008 at 12:32 am

    I hate mulligan because the cat’s drunk

  207. Finalcylon said, on May 16th, 2008 at 11:01 am

    I hate mulligan because as soon as I started hating him, everyone else stopped.

  208. Smith Michaels said, on May 20th, 2008 at 12:50 pm

    I hate mulligan because he likes karl rove’s belief in clinton’s chances…

  209. Tito said, on May 20th, 2008 at 2:49 pm

    I hate mulligan because he prefers Jakob Dylan.

  210. psycholarry said, on May 20th, 2008 at 6:54 pm

    I hate mulligan because he bought the Beverley Hills 90210 DVD box set the day it came out

  211. Tito said, on May 27th, 2008 at 3:03 pm

    I hate mulligan because he led a pack (swarm? herd? gaggle?) of monkeys swinging from vines into a moving jeep to fight communists.

  212. Smith Michaels said, on May 27th, 2008 at 6:48 pm

    I hate mulligan because he escaped a nuke in a lead-lined fridge…

  213. psycholarry said, on May 31st, 2008 at 12:23 pm

    I hate mulligan because he ate all the crisco

  214. Tito said, on June