Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket…

There is so much brilliance here that words can not describe it:

The part about the gay mafia/Gestapo is so priceless that it can virtually save our economy all by itself.

Sometimes I think I understand all of the abovie in an abstract way – but then the pure reality of their bigotry smacks me in the face.

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“These pictures which hint that he’s gay…”

Did you know that gay men like to show their affection for each other through kissing? And that they don’t find this activity embarrassing?

I know quite a newsflash. Now the below clip contains Bill O’Reilly getting weirded out that pictures have surfaced of a gay contestant of American Idol kissing another man. I know: horror, upon horror. O’Reilly seems convinced that these pictures have doomed – DOOMED – this guy’s chances of winning on American Idol. I mean, there’s no way that a gay pop singer can succeed? America won’t stand for that. Boys kissing boys is gross. Hetro kissing is ok but what’s really awesome is two girls kissing – which Bill clearly agrees.

Honestly, the real problem is just PDA in general – yes, even lesbian kissin’ – especially if pictures of it surface on the internet. I can speak to this from personal experience. A picture of my girlfriend kissing me recently appeared on the internet and ruined my life – I’m shunned by my peers and am on the verge of failing out of grad school. If only I hadn’t allowed that unfortunate shot to be snapped!

Ladies and gentlemen, Bill O’Reilly is doing a public service to us all – kissing is gross and should be kept behind close doors.

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Burn motherfucker. Burn…

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TOLD

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Continuing from here.

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Tolerance…

Ladies and gentlemen, your Republican party via Mike Huckabee:

HUCKABEE: No, I didn’t say they hadn’t experienced enough violence.

Q: Could you clarify for us then?

HUCKABEE: Well, I just said that there is a difference between the civil rights movement of African-Americans who were essentially hosed down in the streets by Bull Connor in Birmingham and beaten with their skulls crashed in on the bridges of Selma for being black, not for their behavior, not for anything other than their race. And I said that’s a different situation than asking for marriage to be overturned in California.

Q: Are you saying the LGBT community does not suffer violence?

HUCKABEE: No, I think they do. And so do the Christians.

Remember, kids, it’s the Christians in this country that suffer the real violence.

Happy holidays!

UPDATE: And look! Bill O’Reilly is getting in on the action! Check out the clip where one of his idiots goes after Hendrik Hertzberg on the street. Hertzberg does a pretty good job of articulating himself, considering that he was ambushed.

These things actually don’t have anything in common…

Does a bunch of racists killing an innocent immigrant have anything to do with a drunk driving illegal immigrant accidently killing two people?

Is there a difference between a clear hate crime and drunk driving? Are they both symptoms of the same thing? You decide.

*snort*

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Holiday! HOLIDAY!!!! Continuing from here.

ALSO: Bill O’Reilly airs a Daily Show segment on San Fransisco and it’s decline from a “working class town” to the heartland of secular-progressive America (read: inclusion of gays, transgendered people, liberals, pot smokers, you know the typical shit).

For the record I was in San Fransisco (and even worse: Berkley!) just a few months ago. I was not once offered pot, nor did I see a a drug deal go down, or encounter large amount of homeless people for a major metropolitan city. There was a lot of vegan food though. But a cab-driver did rip me off. So: fuck ‘em!

And you know, I’m in New York City and Washington DC quite often and – more often than not – I see more than “one or two homeless people” at a time. In fact I was in NYC this very weekend and encountered a band of homeless men and women who were ripping babies out of their strollers and devouring the poor dears body and soul. All of this in front of the Union Square Whole Foods! Horrors, horrors, horrors!

Plus in the – I don’t know – couple of dozen cities and towns that I’ve passed through, visited, or lived in (or near) I’d never seen “neon lights” or strip clubs or massage parlors before I went to the city by the Bay – and I’ve been to New Orleans! Pre-Katrina too. IT WARPED MY MIND TO SEE SUCH HORRORS. When I’m in NYC, I never – ever – encounter ads for strip clubs. Not on the side of buses. Or cabs. Or bus stops. Or the side of buildings. Or on TV. None at all.

Those fucking Left Coasters!

And so it begins…

My favorite time of year:

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Et tu, Bill? pt. 2

Cavuto vs. O’Reilly; can fraticide be any better? I doubt it.

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Sloooooow…

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