The only endorsement that matters…?

Submitted without comment.

“The other half of your family”…

Submitted without comment:

…except to say she’s figured us all out!

“The one concession I’ve made to maintain some form of sanity is that I’ve taken to censoring my news, just like the old Soviet Union.”

Larry David on the countdown to the election:

Five times a day I’ll still say to someone, “I don’t know what I’m going to do if McCain wins.” Of course, the reality is I’m probably not going to do anything. What can I do? I’m not going to kill myself. If I didn’t kill myself when I became impotent for two months in 1979, I’m certainly not going to do it if McCain and Palin are elected, even if it’s by nefarious means. If Obama loses, it would be easier to live with it if it’s due to racism rather than if it’s stolen. If it’s racism, I can say, “Okay, we lost, but at least it’s a democracy. Sure, it’s a democracy inhabited by a majority of disgusting, reprehensible turds, but at least it’s a democracy.” If he loses because it’s stolen, that will be much worse. Call me crazy, but I’d rather live in a democratic racist country than a non-democratic non-racist one. (It’s not exactly a Hobson’s choice, but it’s close, and I think Hobson would compliment me on how close I’ve actually come to giving him no choice. He’d love that!)

More here. Just hilarious.

Was that cut? Or…

Submitted without comment:

Maturity is overrated.

(via)

“That’s she’s very attractive. That’s she’s very competent. And that she’s very happy.”

Submitted without comment:

(via)

Just not feeling it…

I was going to post something interesting today. But I’m just not feeling it. I have early 19th century religion on the brain.

So instead, I’ll point you to two excellent pieces of snark from Randy Lauder.

Go. Read. Enjoy. Come back tomorrow.

The obvious is awesome…

The very much obvious and long awaited Bioware Star Wars MMO has been announced. This is great news, though I remain skeptical. I was – as they say – burned by Star Wars: Galaxies.

All of the revelant info is here. What looks interesting is that they are trying to “humanize” the Sith, which doesn’t really makie sense in the Star Wars context but if you’re going to go the WoW route it seems necessary. I am dubious that this “story-driven” concept will work. But if it does I think it’ll solve a  lot of problems I have with MMO – namely that you are a walking, talking, murdering math equation and not much else.. But we will have to see.

Consider me very interesting in how this project is going to shape up.

Oh and the graphics (righ now) kind of suck. But whatever.

(via)

Which one was he again?

Submitted without comment.

Presidential Profile – GOB Bluth

Birth – Orange County, CA – 1965

Slogan – A Presidential candidate that won’t rape and kill you!

Party – Magician’s Alliance GOB Love America Party

Religion – Very interested in the Holy Trinity

Running Mate – Michael Bluth George Bluth Sr. – Decades of experience as a successful Real Estate CEO – Currently a fugitive for acts of light Treason

Major Policies - Foreign Affairs – As many as possible

The Economy – Will have total control of the Government checkbook.  Will always ask other nations about their return policy.

Law Enforcement – A hot cop on every street corner, very lenient drug and petty theft enforcement

Illegal Immigrants – Simple: We don’t let the prudes in!

Abortion – No one can prove anything!

Defense – When you join Army without getting punched, you’ll have more fun

Taxes - Isn’t that what poor people are for?

Pros

-Little tricks are a big hit among very young voters and the elderly

-Didn’t completely run the Bluth Corporation into the ground as President, probably won’t run the country into the ground either!

-Campaign Manager Assistant Campaign Manager Michael Bluth: savy, has no problem with his brother running instead of him, dead wife sympathy story, single father

-Has no children that he knows of…probably

-Proved he’s an idea man with “Fuck Mountain”

-Segway shows the American people that he is fully in touch with the 21st century

-Has seen the Iraqi security force’s effectiveness first hand

-Campaign spokesman Franklin willing to say things that Whitey and African-Americany aren’t ready to hear

-Can really pull off a $5000 suit, and lets everyone know it

-Could charm the black off a telegram boy

Cons

-Still cannot remember his wife’s name, even after a long divorce hearing

-Consistently places Portugal as “down Ol’ South America way”.

-Appearances in the “Girls with Low Self-Esteem” video series are both politically and personally embarrasing

-Has a habit of stealing supporters watches, wallets, cars, and anything else that he can get his hands on

-Not afraid to make mistakes…a lot of mistakes

-Many see his candidacy as a ruse to get his father’s crimes pardoned, and they would probably be right

-Sleeps with every female reporter or intern he can get his hands on, and not in a charming JFK way

-His chicken dance enfuriates the crucial Hispanic demographic

-Fired his whole staff to teach them a lesson

-Heard the jury was still out on “Science”

“That’s absolutely true.”

Submitted without comment:

(via)